PLAYING THE BLUES

Didier Drogba and Florent Malouda gave the world a taste of things to come with this goal celebration in the 8-0 thrashing of Wigan as Chelsea reclaimed the Premier League title. The duo, in what is surly the biggest football-music news since Hoddle and Waddle’s Diamond Lights, announced they are forming a Coldplay-style band. The striker will be on bass with the winger on drums and they’re hoping to entice either John Terry or Joe Cole on vocals, which could sound something like this…