PLANE SAILING?

Carl Barat of The Libertines (the one that wasn’t on crack) once sang ‘What became of the Likely Lads?’ Well, they boarded a plane to South Africa in an attempt to win the World Cup. But not before trying and failing to ignore the attractive females accompanying them, that is. It’s hardly The Beatles landing in America but, no matter, because if this lot come back with the World Cup then it’s all theirs. And we owe them a living…