Read it and weep - it's our latest Premier League quiz and it isn't pretty, but don't worry ladies and gents, because it is clever.
So much so, that some of the nation's most intelligent men and women fall to their knees in despair each week after failing to muster more than three correct answers.
As we're still very much in the festive swing of things here at talkSPORT, we'll start by giving you a clue to our first question, by revealing that this player has also won the Champions League...
4) Which team has conceded more Premier League goals this season - Man United or West Brom?
10) Liverpool visit Loftus Road on Sunday, where they lost 3-2 last season - which international striker scored the winner for QPR on that occasion?
How do you think you got on? Click here to see the answers, then refer to our index below to find out what kind of football fan you are!
0-2: Hang your head in shame!
3-5: Armchair fan
6-8: Not bad, not bad at all
9: Take a bow, son!
10: We don't believe you
How did you get on? Be honest and let us know with a comment below...