Robin van Persie, Man United's world class recruit from Arsenal, clashes with ex-boss Arsene Wenger and former team-mate Jack Wilshere on our faux social networking site, Fakebook.
There is a comprimising photo added to his profile by team-mate Rio Ferdinand and some wonderful input from United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson.
*DISCLAIMER: Like Robin Van Persie's hopes of a warm reception when he returns to the Emirates with Man United in April 2013, you shouldn't take this video too seriously!
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