Luis Suarez has sensationally confessed to enhancing the performances of several mediocre team-mates in an interview on the American version of Trisha early today.
He told US talk show host Oprah Winthreepoints that he is guilty of 'EPL performance enhancing' crimes with Liverpool FC.
Asked whether he felt it was possible for Liverpool to win matches without him, he told Oprah, "Not in my opinion."
Suarez denied being assisted by Liverpool team-mate Stewart Downing, however.
DISCLAIMER: This story is about as believable as a clean Lance Armstrong winning the Tour de France