Picture: Arsene Wenger Buys Villa - will he be at home in a new country? talkSPORT Spoof

As you can see from the picture, the window is still open and Arsenal gaffer Arsene Wenger has moved to purchase a striking Spanish bargain. "It was a protracted deal," revealed Wenger, "having to deal with various agents, but this much sought after Villa is now mine. Neat, tidy and with plenty of character, I think I've got a real bargain - the finished article. That said, I still need some cups and silverware."