Rod Fanni, Andre Muff, Two-Boys Gumede, Bongo Christ; that's right, they're all REAL professional footballers.
Sadly, not all of them currently ply their trade in the Premier League. Bunny Bell, for example, scored an impressive nine goals for Tranmere... in 1935.
From 1935 to present day, watch the video above for a run-down of the 54 funniest footballer names in history. Go on, click play.
Have we missed any classic footballer's names out? Let us know by commenting below…