Why Are You So Fat? - It's the talkSPORT book of sledging!

The book is out now and we've picked six of the best sledges it features below to whet your appetites...

SIX OF THE BEST

6) Adam Parore v Mark Waugh

Waugh: Oh, I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f*cking useless now.
Parore: Yeah, that's me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly slut. Now I hear you've married her, you dumb c**t.

5) Glenn McGrath v Ramnaresh Sarwan

McGrath: So, what does Brian Lara's cock taste like?
Sarwan: I don't know. Ask your wife.

4) Viv Richards v Greg Thomas
 

Thomas: (Describing the ball) It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering.
Richards: (Having smacked said ball out of the ground) You know what it looks like, now you go and find it.

3) Daryll Cullinan v Shane Warne

Warne: I've been waiting two years for another chance to humiliate you.
Cullinan: Looks like you spent it eating.

2) Rod Marsh v Ian Botham

Marsh: So, how's your wife and my kids?
Botham: The wife's fine, but the kids are retarded.

1) Glenn McGrath v Eddo Brandes

McGrath: Why are you so fat?
Brando: Because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit!

'Why Are You So Fat? The talkSPORT Book of Cricket's Best Ever Sledges' by Gershon Portnoi is out now.

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