David Haye and Audley Harrison whipped out their handbags as they squared up ahead of their clash on November 13. Read their hilarious trash talk below....

ROUND ONE:

HAYE: Audley knows me - he's known for me for years. He knows how devastating I am in the ring. He's tasted it first-hand in sparring sessions.

HARRISON: Yes, I know David Haye very well and yes, I've tasted his punches and tasted his powers and he never hurt me.

HAYE: Think I can't see that left hand? I've watched you fight for years. Why haven't you landed that shot on me in sparring? My right hand is faster than your left hand. I can get my right hand to your chin quicker than you can get your left hand to my chin.

HARRISON: You better hope so.

HAYE: That's why I'm the heavyweight champion

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ROUND TWO:

HAYE: What did you do when you were 18?

HARRISON: I was running the streets, taking money from people like you. That's what I was doing.

HAYE: We'll see you try and take my money on November 13th.

HARRISON: Remember light heavyweights can send you to sleep.

HAYE: How long was I on the floor for, that fight?

HARRISON: It doesn't matter - you were passed out.

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ROUND THREE:

HAYE: I'm a better athlete [than you]. I bet I could run faster, jump higher, I've got better reflexes. You can't do anything. You cannot do anything.

HARRISON: If you remember the England training camp, I beat you over 100m sprint.

HAYE: No way, no you can't.

HARRISON: I'll be there, every second of every round.

HAYE: You're delusional mate, delusional.

HARRISON: When I've knocked you out and taken your belt, I'll give you some ice and say 'Am I still delusional?'

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ROUND FOUR:

HAYE: I'm gonna embarrass you. Break you down and embarrass you.

HARRISON: Alright, be over-confident and watch what happens.

HAYE: I'm not over-confident. How did I win my European title - fighting a guy who's been European champ for ten years. A guy who's southpaw, 6 foot 5, just like you. Knocked him out in 45 seconds.

HARRISON: I don't know this. I've never tasted that right hand.

HAYE: That's cos you're usually cowering in the corner.

HARRISON: We'll see.

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ROUND FIVE

HAYE: He won't handle me cos I'm too quick. I've watched everyone of your fights.

HARRISON: And I've watched every one of yours.

HAYE: So you know the truth.

HARRISON: I know the truth - you want to hit somebody else but you don't want to take punches back.

HAYE: When I hit someone, they go down.

HARRISON: I'm gonna keep spraying punches at you. You're going to have to take some punches. And you're forgetting - I'm quicker than you think.

HAYE: All he's got is his left hand.

HARRISON: That ain't all I've got.

HAYE: What else?

HARRISON: You'll see, you'll see.

HAYE: Your concussive jab... yeah, alright.

HARRISON: We'll see.

HAYE: Yeah, we will see.