Gareth Bale is less than impressed with Charlie Adam after the Scotland international again left the Tottenham man in crutches following a crunching tackle in a pre-season tie between Spurs and Liverpool.
Bale's team-mate Kyle Walker says that Adam's poor challenge was done out of jealousy, but could Adam be auditioning for a potential career change? Click the arrows on the images above for more potential star-roles for the slowest man in the business...
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