Robin van Persie and Wayne Rooney film posters - the 9½ strikers!
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Robin van Persie has suggested his parternship with Wayne Rooney is working well because they are both adopting a new position, the "nine and a half" role. The Dutchman said: "I call it a nine and a half because you have two positions, the nine and the 10, and we are both nine and a half." We couldn't help ourselves with this spin on "Two and a Half Men" but there's an even more intimate movie spin off for you - simply click the arrow on the image to have a look!
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By talkSPORT magazine | Monday, November 5, 2012
Man United striker Robin Van Persie believes his red hot partnership with Wayne Rooney is a result of both players adopting a unique "nine and a half" role.
The striker says: "I call it a nine and a half because you have two positions, the nine and the 10, and we are both nine and a half."
We get what he means, kind of, but couldn't resist having a bit of fun with it, above. Click the arrow on the image to see our take on "9½ weeks."
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