The life of a Premier League footballer, eh? You get to kick a ball around and call it a job and are paid an obscene amount of money into the bargain. There are upsides, though, namely that the world's most beautiful women are strangely attracted to you. Why could that be? As Peter Crouch - whose other half, Abbey Clancy, features in our video above - once put it when answering the following question: 'What would you be if you hadn't become a footballer?' 'A virgin.'