
Hello Britain, I'm Matt Forde. You can hear me every weekend on my overnight show - surprisingly called - Matt Forde's show.
Recently I've been scouring the pubs of Britain for your opinions and boy have we had some crackers. Next time you're down the pub and you see and idiot with a recording device, come on over and have a word.
If it's not me, make your excuses and leave because it's probably Panorama doing an expose on asbo teen binge drinking and you don't want to end up on that. What would your mother say?
I've been having some wonderful meals recently. On Wednesday of this week I had 3 curries in 24 hours and I didn't even plan it. See how sweet life can be?