The Romford Pele joins the talkSPORT squad after a successful playing career at Arsenal, Middlesbrough and Hull City.

During his illustrious playing days he ran a successful look-a-likes business and was a regular Charlie Dimmock at functions and baptisms.

The most bizarre thing about the 'Romford Pele' is that he's not from Romford and has in fact never played like Pele. Good nickname though.

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